As movies come and go, some turn out to be shining examples of cinematic glory, while others are crap. A lot of these movies are based on comics , cartoons, books, games, etc.; these types of movies usually turn out to be crap, usually because they don’t stay loyal to the original material, or the original material just wasn’t meant for the big screen. A while back I saw a trailer for the new Yogi Bear movie, and in the spirit of bad bear puns, I have to say that the movie looks un-BEAR-able; It’s too bad since the voice acting looked promising (Dan Aykroyd as Yogi & Justin Timberlake as BooBoo). There’s even a Smurfs movie coming out (Katy Perry as Smurfette, no telling how that’s gonna turn out) that will probably be crap. So here’s my point: Hollywood needs to stop raping America’s childhood; they should either do it right or not do it at all (please lean towards the latter). All this does is show a lack of creativity in the one place where creativity is most useful and needed. Hell, I can do a better job than these undeserving, unoriginal idiots. This concludes my brief rant on Hollywood.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Hollywood Stop, Just Stop
I have nothing to write about, so I’ll just rant.
As movies come and go, some turn out to be shining examples of cinematic glory, while others are crap. A lot of these movies are based on comics , cartoons, books, games, etc.; these types of movies usually turn out to be crap, usually because they don’t stay loyal to the original material, or the original material just wasn’t meant for the big screen. A while back I saw a trailer for the new Yogi Bear movie, and in the spirit of bad bear puns, I have to say that the movie looks un-BEAR-able; It’s too bad since the voice acting looked promising (Dan Aykroyd as Yogi & Justin Timberlake as BooBoo). There’s even a Smurfs movie coming out (Katy Perry as Smurfette, no telling how that’s gonna turn out) that will probably be crap. So here’s my point: Hollywood needs to stop raping America’s childhood; they should either do it right or not do it at all (please lean towards the latter). All this does is show a lack of creativity in the one place where creativity is most useful and needed. Hell, I can do a better job than these undeserving, unoriginal idiots. This concludes my brief rant on Hollywood.
As movies come and go, some turn out to be shining examples of cinematic glory, while others are crap. A lot of these movies are based on comics , cartoons, books, games, etc.; these types of movies usually turn out to be crap, usually because they don’t stay loyal to the original material, or the original material just wasn’t meant for the big screen. A while back I saw a trailer for the new Yogi Bear movie, and in the spirit of bad bear puns, I have to say that the movie looks un-BEAR-able; It’s too bad since the voice acting looked promising (Dan Aykroyd as Yogi & Justin Timberlake as BooBoo). There’s even a Smurfs movie coming out (Katy Perry as Smurfette, no telling how that’s gonna turn out) that will probably be crap. So here’s my point: Hollywood needs to stop raping America’s childhood; they should either do it right or not do it at all (please lean towards the latter). All this does is show a lack of creativity in the one place where creativity is most useful and needed. Hell, I can do a better job than these undeserving, unoriginal idiots. This concludes my brief rant on Hollywood.
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